Mr. NFL didn’t take long to hook-up with a new ad campaign upon hitting South Beach. Payton Manning broke from his traditional ad partners and has teamed up with an unlikely new mate : HOOTERS. The Bearded Bears have been given a hush-hush preview to the upcoming Hooter’s ad campaign. We’ve spent enough money there – they owe us.
Upon seeing this, I felt like belting out the Superbowl Gay Sway. Dissapointment also quickly spread through the Bears practice facility in Miami. Urlacher, upon being asked about the new ad’s, responded, “Dude, I dated Paris Hilton, Payton is not that hot”. However, Tank Johnson didn’t seem bothered saying, “He’s better looking than my ‘ho’s’ up at county. ” Tank later added, “I’d trade him for a pack of Marlboro Red’s”.