Tank hits a landmine. Get a sligshot dude.

I hear the train a comin’
it’s rolling round the bend
and I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when,
I’m stuck in Folsom prison……

Tank Jail

Oh Snap!  Tank is headed for prison for 120 in Cook County jail.  Fun.  Well, luckily, being an NFL player can’t hurt in prison.  At least you won’t be someone’s girlfriend.   To Tank’s credit, he did drop this wonderful little tidbit to the judge, “Your honor, I don’t believe I’m a man who belongs in jail,”  WOW!  I bet the judge has NEVER heard that before.   Such moving words, from such a heavily armed man.

Tank, my man, buy a BB gun or a sligshot or something.  Also, if you notice, that’s Urlacher and Lovie walking out of the courthouse with Tank.

Sadly Tank still has to face charges for his latest arrest.  This jail time was just for the 2005 incident.



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