Some everyday cool Cardinal fans that we are better than, and can make fun of. RAAAAARRR!
Apparently fearful of government satellite’s reading this Cardinal fans thoughts, Super-Fan #1 has created in impenetrable helmet of gayness. No one can spy on him now! You can meet ‘Petey’ at the St. Louis chapter of Dungeons and Dragons Masters (Level 18 dragon slayer and above only – dog).
2) Screw diets, get TAT’s!
Cool Guy’s to do list:
1) Completely let myself go and never work out. DONE
2) Watch crappy baseball team. DONE
3) Join Cardinal “Nation” bandwagon. DONE.
4) Get angry tat of Fred Bird on back. DONE.
5) Get BARBED WIRE tats on arm to keep anyone from making fun of angry Fred Bird. HELL YEAH DONE!
3) ‘Skool’ is for LOSERS
“Schools out for summer……. Schools out forever!”
One piece of advice – save the cardboard for your future house. Probably their idiot Cardinal fan teacher who took them. PS – We don’t have Kings here you communist!