Mr. Jacob Renteria is now a father! I think we need to hit the Aurora Hooters to celebrate in 1 month!
I was very happy for he and his wife Melanie, and their newest addition. That is until I saw this new form of child-abuse:
Take it off! It burns! Go Cubs Daddy!
WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF PAL!
Jacob – I HOPE you have a good lawyer. This can all be avoided if you agree to put CUBS gear on your new boy! Then you will truly be giving him a leg up in life. Also, Cubs fans include many good looking chicks. He’ll appreciate that in about 18 years.
CONGRATS JACOB AND MEL!