In a SHOCKING development on Augst 22, 2007 at approximately 8:34 PM CST, PREIST HOLMES was released from Team Flem – preasason favorite in the 85 Bears fantasy league. No one can recall the 24th overall pick being dropped BEFORE the season started.
Priest had no comment other he felt the photoshop wheelchair picture wasn’t fair and requested a closed door meeting with owner Flem-meister. Priest was released shortly after this meeting and seen doing donut’s in his wheelchair on the Cheifs logo on the 50 yard line.
At this time, it is unclear if Priest will be claimed off the waiver. The team with the highest waiver ranking, F*ck Keyshawn had no comment when we caught up to him at Whitey’s Tip-Top Tavern late Wednesday night.
F*ck Keyshawn’s owner was engaged in a high-stakes shuffle board game, and delcined to comment. F*ck Keyshawn said only that they would seriously consider making Priest a part of their elite squad …… NOT! The owner then did a shot of Pepermint Schnapps and was back to the shuffle board screaming…
“…YOURE WRONG DUDE…!”