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Lindsay Lohan Hottest Girl in World?

So, you are a guy.  You get PAID to choose the number one – hottest girl in the world.  Apparently, the Maxim guy was hung-over,  and he chose….. Lindsay Lohan?  Hmmm…..   She’s not that hot.  Maybe TOP 1000, but not 100.


 I still can’t believe it!  I waited a week to post, just because I thought there would be a world-wide outcry to remove Linsay ‘Eat Something’Lohan from the top spot for ’07.  Alas, it did not happen.  I’m not even as upset that this bone-head guy picked some Internet cartoon for the list – #95, The ‘Avatar’ of Second Life.  Why pick a cartoon?


1. Lindsay Lohan – HA! Nada.

2. Jessica Alba – Sure

3. Scarlett Johansson – OK

4. Christina Aguilera – Um, ok

5. Jessica Biel – Yes!

6. Ali Larter – Who?

7. Eva Mendez – Yes!

8. Rihanna – Yes!

9. Eva Longoria – Old, but sure!

10. Fergie – Too much working on her fitness.

Well, this bearded bear, has created my own list of the world’s hottest girls.  I’m only going to list 10:  (feel free to click on for bigger picture.  If you dare).


1)  Miss Cardinal 2007.  Our #1 this year is your typical Cardinal Fan Hottie!  This delicate flower hails from the Gateway city.  She enjoys putting ribbons in her hair and cheering for the Cardinal player she’s dating that week.  Cardinal players have good taste in women.


2) Employed Girl – The works hard for the money.  So hard for the money.   Strutting in high-heels is her thang!  Favorite movie is Pretty Woman.

betelgirl2.jpgNon taxable income – bonus!

3) Quiet Girl – The quietest girl alive!  This special lady is known for not wanting to know how your day was, wondering what time you’ll be home, and NEVER wonders when the bedroom will be painted.   Can you say low maintenance?

 21137_big.jpg I – NEVER – COMPLAIN!

4)  Gary’s 2008 New Years Dream Date!  We found #4 at 2 PM on a Tuesday afternoon at Buffalo Wild Wings in East Peoria.  Apparently everyday is her 21st birthday.  NOTE:  She met a similar minded fellow in East Peoria on  His hobbies included staying on bar toilets for extended periods of time.  Prediction? July wedding for these two love birds.


5)  Big Girls don’t Cry!   Ber-chicky-ber-ber!  This chick is not only tall, but, useful for many household chores.  Including painting ceilings without a ladder.  Downside – Don’t piss her off!  YES MA’AM!


6)  Miss Syria.  The Burka says ‘all business’, but get a few Miller’s in Ayishah  and it’s PARTY like it’s 1450 BC!  She hails from Afganistan, but, enjoys US luxuries such as Soap, Electricity and Water.  Plus side, she’ll think a washing machine for her birthday is peachy keen.

  150pxmuslim_woman_in_yemen.jpgWink Wink big shooter.

7)  Queen Latifah.  This one is for nick.  Watch your wallet – hommie.  After watching Taxi on TNT the other day, I had a new respect for this former rap star.  Her performance with Jimmy Fallon brought a tear to this Bearded Bear’s eye.  Go get ’em momma!

queen.jpgHuffing gold paint makes me dance better

8.)  Boy George.  Comma Comma Comma Comma Chameleon.  Patty – look out.  Heard he’s playing ICC this week!  He slipped onto the list becuase he’s kind of a chick.  Look for a silver Toyota Solara purusing the streets of East Peoria.  Then stick your head inside the car to hear Boy Georges greatest hits!


9)  Miss Colts Fan.  Do you wax, or just like, shave that?  Go Colts!  She also enjoys the Brickyard 500, the Indy 500, and any other motorsports popular in the ‘Circle City’.  Find her at any Dollar Store in the Beach Grove area.

moustache_fat_troll_woman.jpgWho needs beer on Sunday?

10) The Gieco Caveman.  RAAAAAAAR!

Well – he’s not my style, but, I know Brabson likes him.  Not much else to say.  He’s got one helluva beard, so, I guess that counts for something!

caveman_1.jpgUltimate Bearded Bear



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Payton Manning isn’t ‘legal’ in Decatur

You might remember about some Bears Fan from Decatur, who made a bet that we would legally change his name to Payton Manning if the Bears didn’t win the Super Bowl.  Unfortunately, we all know how the game ended.

However, for 26-year old, Scott Wiesse, that just started his process to begin his name change to <gasp> Payton Manning.  To me, it’s bad enough to live in Decatur.  Then you have to become ‘Payton Manning’ AND still be a Bears Fan?  I shudder at the thought.

 Anyway, the judge bailed Weisse out of the deal, by saying he couldn’t legally change his name to Payton Manning due to Manning being a celebrity.  The Judge MUST have been a BEARS fan!

Here’s the story:


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The 100th Post!


The Bearded Bears are happy to have posted our 100th post today!  This is actually the 101st, but, hey, nobody really reads this thing anyway.

 Also, we’re on the verge of our 6000th hit or view, whatever you want to call it.  We’re at just over 5950, so we should be at 6000 by the end of the day.  I know that’s not a ton, but, what started out as a Bearded Bear prank, actually has gone a lot further than any of us have thought!  Better said, for what we talk about (absolutely nothing serious!), that’s not too shabby!  So nice work to the four of us who post! 

 Well, adios for now, and keep reading.  CHEERS!  GO CUBS and BEARS!

Also, Cheifs game tomorow night….if it’s not snowing!


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Rhodes Celebrates in Style!

The endless class continues for the alleged Super Bowl champs.  Who’s next??  I hope the trooper was a BEARS fan!!   RAAAAAAR!


Colts RB Rhodes arrested for drunken driving

Associated Press
Published February 20, 2007, 6:25 AM CST

INDIANAPOLIS — Indiana State police arrested Colts running back Dominic Rhodes for drunken driving Tuesday morning, police said.

Rhodes, 28, was pulled over about 3 a.m. driving 81 mph in a 55-mph zone on Interstate 65 on Indianapolis’ far northwest side, near the Colts’ offices and training complex, said Indiana State Police spokesman Sgt. Dave Bursten.
“It was a normal, run-of-the-mill drunk driving arrest,” Bursten said.

Colts spokesman Craig Kelley said the team did not have any immediate comment on the arrest.

Rhodes rushed for more than 100 yards in the Super Bowl win over Chicago. He is a free agent.

Indianapolis television station WTHR reported that Rhodes was at the Marion County arrestee processing center Tuesday morning.

Rhodes has been in trouble with the law before. Following a 2002 domestic disturbance at his home, Rhodes pleaded innocent in Marion Superior Court to misdemeanor charges of battery and domestic battery. Latrina Moore, who lived with Rhodes at the time and was the father of a child with her, had claimed Rhodes hit her and shoved her to the floor after she confronted him about other women calling their home, prosecutors said at the time.

Under an agreement with prosecutors in that case, Rhodes admitted the domestic battery charge.

The Associated Press left messages Tuesday seeking comment from Rhodes’ attorney in that case, Jim Voyles, and with Rhodes’ agent Michael McCartney.

Rhodes delivered an MVP-like performance in the Super Bowl, rushing for his only 100-yard game of the season. He started all 16 regular-season games in 2006, rushing for 641 yards and 5 touchdowns.

But Rhodes proved invaluable in the playoffs, grinding out first downs on the ground that closed out games at Baltimore and in the AFC Championship game against New England.

Rhodes waited to become the Colts featured back for years before the departure of Edgerrin James gave him the chance last season.

The six-year veteran will become an unrestricted free agent and has rushed for 2,274 yards in his career.

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Big Time…..

 We’ve hit the big time fella’s.  My wife told me that one of the teacher’s at her work couldn’t remember the website, so she went to Google and put my name in.  Lo and behold, there we are.  My name and the website.  Wow, first Hollywood, now the internet.  We are stars baby!!!!!!!

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Briggs Update

Sad news about Lance Briggs he decided that his career was complete.  He is going to retire and move on to bigger and better things.  Rumor has it that he just signed a contract with Morton Caterpillar to become our office linebacker

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Congrats to Indy

Kyle Orton would like to take a minute to salute the Indianapolis Colts on their Super Bowl victory.  Mr Purdue says you truly are Number 1.


Seriously, the Colts simply outplayed our Bears.  We’ll have to wait until next year!  RAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!

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