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Cheifs Tailgater – Look out for this cat at Soldier this weekend

Look out for this guy at the Bears game this Sunday:

Three of the Bearded Bears will be at the Bears-Chumps game this weekend.   If any of you three hear Code 88 in the parking lot at Soldier, kick this guy’s ass, and return Priest Holmes wheelchair to him. 




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For Flem……


Thought that you might be interested in this!!!!!!!

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Hi Priest, your Dream has left the building…

miss_cleo.jpgmiss_cleo.jpgIn a SHOCKING development on Augst 22, 2007 at approximately 8:34 PM CST, PREIST HOLMES was released fromff2.jpgff2.jpg Team Flem – preasason favorite in the 85  Bears fantasy league.  No one can recall the 24th overall pick being dropped BEFORE the season started. ff2.jpg

Priest had no comment other he felt the photoshop wheelchair picture wasn’t fair and requested a closed door meeting with owner Flem-meister.  Priest was miss_cleo.jpgmiss_cleo.jpgreleased shortly after this meeting and seen doing donut’s in his wheelchair on the Cheifs logo on the 50 yard line.

 At this time, it is unclear if Priest will be claimed off the waiver.  The team with the highest waiver ranking, F*ck Keyshawn had no comment when we caught up to him at Whitey’s Tip-Top Tavern late Wednesday night. 

F*ck Keyshawn’s owner was engaged in a high-stakes shuffle board game, and delcined to comment.  F*ck Keyshawn said only that they would seriously consider making Priest a part of their elite squad …… NOT!  The owner then did a shot of Pepermint Schnapps and was back to the shuffle board screaming…



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Priest Holmes is back

We were all thinking Flem had no idea what he was doing but little did we know that he had the inside scoop on Priest Holmes and his new way of running.  See the pic below…I didn’t realize that his legs were amputated but it appears in the picture that they are.   The chiefs have bolstered the O line to be able to make holes big enough for this wheel chair to go through then he litterally can kick it into second gear and he is off to the races.



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Fantasy Football ’07 Draft – AWARDS

Well the ’85 Bears draft is over, and the results are in.  This was the craziest year of the draft I ever recall.  Between one guy taking a kicker with his fourth pick, to the 7th place finisher last year risking his season by picking 8, yes 8, running backs with his 15 picks.  Now, if he plans to trade them, he’s OBVIOUSLY ok, but this was the strangest draft in recent memory.

To celebrate the draft today, let’s recap the draft by giving KEYSHAWS THRILLEST AND ILLEST AWARDS:

GOLDEN FOOT AWARD – Team taking the first kicker 

TEAM FLEM!!  This years powerhouse team went out on a limb with Adam Vinatieri with his fourth pick (37th overall).   This team will go the distance.



GOLDEN WHEELCHAIR AWARDTeam taking the oldest player

TEAM FLEM continues to celebrate fantasy excellance by taking 60 year old, Priest Holmes with the 24th overall pick and FLEM’s third pick.


Mt. RUSH-MORE AWARD – Team taking the most Running Backs

Weiner breaks the TEAM FLEM dominance by selecting not 5, not, 6, not even 7, but 8 running backs.  We only have 15 players, and Weiner took over half.


MR. LAST PICK OF THE DRAFT AWARD – Last player taken in the draft

F*ck Keyshawn takes DREW BENNETT with the 150th overall pick.  Why did DREW BENNETT go 150th?   Cause F*ck Keyshawn thats why!



ILLEST TEAM NAME OF THE DRAFT – The worst team name in the draft.

ICY COLD wins an award in just his first year in the ’85 BEARS.  Below is a pic of the ICY COLD – Brrrrr Spirit Dancers!  Nice work ICY COLD, that name has my motor runnin.




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Fantasy Time

All of you bears fans get ready to start growing out those beards.  Football season is just around the corner and that also means that it is time to begin living out your fantasy of owning your own football team by playing fantasy football.  Let the games begin.

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