Well, the Cardinals have completed their spring training and are ready for the season. How do I know, you may ask? Well, the Bearded Bears have obtained exculsive pictures of the Cardinals spring training and we’re posting them here! With some help from the Weather Girls, let’s kick off this memorable 07 Cardinals Spring Training!
Humidity is rising – Barometer’s getting low
According to all sources, the street’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining men.
#1) Apparently Larussa’s DUI didn’t stop the partying in Key West on a rare off day! They made an espisode of Dude’s Gone Wild. Can someone say, “Oscar Nominee with the hit Dude, Where’s my pants?”.
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men! Amen!
I’m gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
#2) “Dude – not on TV! My mom might see this”. Public Access channel 72 in HillJack, Missouri aired this ‘lil to close’ Cardinal Celebration. Maybe they can tell people it was a “cup check”. Uh-huh.
God bless Mother Nature, she’s a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! – It’s Raining Men! Amen!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It’s Raining Men! Ame———nnnn!
#3) Maybe this Spring Training Cardinal super-fan should make his own super-fan video. “Dude, where’s my trailer?”
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don’t you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
God bless Mother Nature, she’s a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It’s Raining Men! Yeah!