Training Update 4.26.07 – This Bearded Bear wasn’t diggin the weather yesterday (Wednesday), so I took the day off. I hope I can still prepare for “the boat” in time. Something about running in the rain – with a wet dog – just wasn’t too appealing. Therefore, we took the day off, and I ate two Little Debby Fancy Cakes. Man those are good! Anyway, back to the two-a-days today.
Running in the Boat – Some are still on the fence about running this year, so I’ve compiled some photo’s of people that Santo and I have seen running. You guys have a good shot at beating these people.
“Sister Christian” (heard in Boogie Nights) will me narrate these artful pictures.
“You’re motoring
What’s your price for flight
In finding mister right
You’ll be alright tonight”
1) Mr. Miagi – This youthful runner is full of energy. After teaching Daniel-son how to defeat the evil Cobras after the school dance, Mr. Miagi has adopted running as his new “chi”. Good news for Gar-Bear, you will beat someone! Mr. Miagi – ‘Your are motoring’!
“If it gets any colder, the pants come off”
“Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you’re the only one
To say O.K.
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don’t want to play no more with you
It’s true”
2) The PO-LICE! – While not in traditional “running” clothes, per se – This runner may very well take the Steamboat title in ’07. That is if he’s not too worried about losing his wig. Santo and I outran the Po-po that day. Oh snap – is that a billy-club??
“My wig! Ay de mi!”
Motoring
What’s your price for flight
In finding mister right
You’ll be alright tonight
3) Cardinal Fan Fun Run – East Peoria. you can imagine my surprise when I saw this Cardinal Fun Run about to begin in East Peoria. I looked across the river and saw this behind the riverfront Wal-Mart. Apparently their favorite player is Albert Pujols. Some had T-Shirts stating, “I take it – Pooo Holes Style”. Unsure of it’s meaning since I’m a hetro Cubs fan. I think that is Patty in the blue thong and sunglasses.
“For Poo-hole’s Fans”
Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you’re the only one
To say O.K.
But you’re motoring
You’re motoring
4) Sponge Bob? not much to say about this. I think even Drunk Nick can beat this cat. Dude appears to be getting ready to run though.
“I’m holding mini-me”