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Lindsay Lohan Hottest Girl in World?

So, you are a guy.  You get PAID to choose the number one – hottest girl in the world.  Apparently, the Maxim guy was hung-over,  and he chose….. Lindsay Lohan?  Hmmm…..   She’s not that hot.  Maybe TOP 1000, but not 100.

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 I still can’t believe it!  I waited a week to post, just because I thought there would be a world-wide outcry to remove Linsay ‘Eat Something’Lohan from the top spot for ’07.  Alas, it did not happen.  I’m not even as upset that this bone-head guy picked some Internet cartoon for the list – #95, The ‘Avatar’ of Second Life.  Why pick a cartoon?

MAXIM TOP 10 HOTTEST GIRLS – 2007

1. Lindsay Lohan – HA! Nada.

2. Jessica Alba – Sure

3. Scarlett Johansson – OK

4. Christina Aguilera – Um, ok

5. Jessica Biel – Yes!

6. Ali Larter – Who?

7. Eva Mendez – Yes!

8. Rihanna – Yes!

9. Eva Longoria – Old, but sure!

10. Fergie – Too much working on her fitness.

Well, this bearded bear, has created my own list of the world’s hottest girls.  I’m only going to list 10:  (feel free to click on for bigger picture.  If you dare).

BEARDED BEAR TOP 10 HOTTEST GIRLS: 

1)  Miss Cardinal 2007.  Our #1 this year is your typical Cardinal Fan Hottie!  This delicate flower hails from the Gateway city.  She enjoys putting ribbons in her hair and cheering for the Cardinal player she’s dating that week.  Cardinal players have good taste in women.

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2) Employed Girl – The works hard for the money.  So hard for the money.   Strutting in high-heels is her thang!  Favorite movie is Pretty Woman.

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3) Quiet Girl – The quietest girl alive!  This special lady is known for not wanting to know how your day was, wondering what time you’ll be home, and NEVER wonders when the bedroom will be painted.   Can you say low maintenance?

 21137_big.jpg I – NEVER – COMPLAIN!

4)  Gary’s 2008 New Years Dream Date!  We found #4 at 2 PM on a Tuesday afternoon at Buffalo Wild Wings in East Peoria.  Apparently everyday is her 21st birthday.  NOTE:  She met a similar minded fellow in East Peoria on match.com.  His hobbies included staying on bar toilets for extended periods of time.  Prediction? July wedding for these two love birds.

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5)  Big Girls don’t Cry!   Ber-chicky-ber-ber!  This chick is not only tall, but, useful for many household chores.  Including painting ceilings without a ladder.  Downside – Don’t piss her off!  YES MA’AM!

 tall.jpgT-I-I-I-I-IMBER!

6)  Miss Syria.  The Burka says ‘all business’, but get a few Miller’s in Ayishah  and it’s PARTY like it’s 1450 BC!  She hails from Afganistan, but, enjoys US luxuries such as Soap, Electricity and Water.  Plus side, she’ll think a washing machine for her birthday is peachy keen.

  150pxmuslim_woman_in_yemen.jpgWink Wink big shooter.

7)  Queen Latifah.  This one is for nick.  Watch your wallet – hommie.  After watching Taxi on TNT the other day, I had a new respect for this former rap star.  Her performance with Jimmy Fallon brought a tear to this Bearded Bear’s eye.  Go get ’em momma!

queen.jpgHuffing gold paint makes me dance better

8.)  Boy George.  Comma Comma Comma Comma Chameleon.  Patty – look out.  Heard he’s playing ICC this week!  He slipped onto the list becuase he’s kind of a chick.  Look for a silver Toyota Solara purusing the streets of East Peoria.  Then stick your head inside the car to hear Boy Georges greatest hits!

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9)  Miss Colts Fan.  Do you wax, or just like, shave that?  Go Colts!  She also enjoys the Brickyard 500, the Indy 500, and any other motorsports popular in the ‘Circle City’.  Find her at any Dollar Store in the Beach Grove area.

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10) The Gieco Caveman.  RAAAAAAAR!

Well – he’s not my style, but, I know Brabson likes him.  Not much else to say.  He’s got one helluva beard, so, I guess that counts for something!

caveman_1.jpgUltimate Bearded Bear

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Renteria = Daddy!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD!

Mr. Jacob Renteria is now a father!  I think we need to hit the Aurora Hooters to celebrate in 1 month!

I was very happy for he and his wife Melanie, and their newest addition.  That is until I saw this new form of child-abuse:

Lil’ Renteria

 

 

 

 Take it off!  It burns! Go Cubs Daddy!

 

 

 

 

Ol man and baby

WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF PAL!

Jacob – I HOPE you have a good lawyer.  This can all be avoided if you agree to put CUBS gear on your new boy!  Then you will truly be giving him a leg up in life.  Also, Cubs fans include many good looking chicks.  He’ll appreciate that in about 18 years.

CONGRATS JACOB AND MEL!

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ROUND 1: Cardinals

That’s hard to write Round 1: Cardinals.  The Cubs were finally put down in the rubber game by Pujols extra-inning home run.  The only thing comforting Sunday was we were drinking beer at Hooters, and Barrett continues to rock the long ball. 

Even thought the Cardinals TRIED to give the Cub’s multiple chances, we couldn’t capitalize on their mistakes.  Round 2 in STL will see an improved Cubs team.  At least that’s the hope.

So let’s recap the weekend:

The Good, Bad, and the Ugly

The Good:

  1. Barrett.  Barrett had one heck of a series.  He’s been on a home run run here lately, and he’s in the top ten in HR in the NL right now.  Go number 8!
  2. Jason Marquis.  Wow.  What a game Saturday.  Marquis doesn’t look like his old self yet and he’s had solid starts.  Hope this continues throughout the season.  He’s now 2-1 with a 1.88 ERA.  Even Ohman (puke) couldn’t blow it for the Cubs.  He brought his svelte 6.00 ERA into the 8 and 9 innings on Sat.  Thanks dude.
  3. Cubs Hitting (Sat and Sun only).  The Cubs finally broke out of their hitting freeze Saturday and Sunday, and scored plenty of runs Saturday and Sunday.  Friday they could only manage one run, in a game they should have won!

The Bad:

  1. Friday’s loss.  Typical.  Take a 1-0 lead into the seventh, and give up the 2-run long ball.  Stupid Preston Wilson.  Lily has wasted TWO awesome starts on a team that refuses to score any runs for him.  Reminds me of the run support Maddux used to get.  Lilly has pitched 13 innings in his last two starts, allowed 6 hits and 3 runs and is 0-2 for his efforts. 
  2. Sunday’s loss.  A windy day in Chicago made for a wild score.  Combined the teams scored 21 runs.  Too bad, but the Cubbies just got outslugged.  Stupid Pujols.

The Ugly:

  1. Pujols and Wilson.  Whose home runs beat our Cubbies.
  2. Freaky Friday.  A triple play?  Nada.  Some of the ‘wierdest’ baseball ever.  Welcome to Chicago Lou.
  3. Cubs hitting Friday.  WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HIT THE DAMN BALL!

GO CUBS!!!!

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The newest Bearded Bear member is going today for his inaugeration ceremony!!!!!

Dylan Marshall Brabson for his 1 month celebration is going to Hooters today to become a full member of the Bearded Bears!!!!!  To top it off, he will also help us celebrate the upcoming Cubs win thus giving us the series against the dirty birds.  Wow, this is a proud moment….. Not only because I am his father but because he chose the best group around to join and he picked the best 2 ball clubs to love….. Go Bears and Cubs!!!!! 

Pictures coming soon!!!! 

UPDATE 4/23:

 Welcome Dylan, to the wonderful world of Hooters!  Yesterday was a blast and it’s too bad that Super-fan Patty wasn’t able to attend due to some “ankle bracelet” requirements.  Something about staying within 100 feet of his house? 

Fun times and happy 1 month big ‘D’!!!  Go Cubs and RAAAAR!  Also, thanks to Dylan’s mom – who is officialy the coolest mom around! GO KEL!!!

NickandDylanThe birthday boy

dscf0282.jpgThats 911 sauce in the bottle

GirlsNotice the hand! Go ‘D’!

Girls2Chicks….dig……me……

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