Mr. Jacob Renteria is now a father! I think we need to hit the Aurora Hooters to celebrate in 1 month!
I was very happy for he and his wife Melanie, and their newest addition. That is until I saw this new form of child-abuse:
Take it off! It burns! Go Cubs Daddy!
WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF PAL!
Jacob – I HOPE you have a good lawyer. This can all be avoided if you agree to put CUBS gear on your new boy! Then you will truly be giving him a leg up in life. Also, Cubs fans include many good looking chicks. He’ll appreciate that in about 18 years.
CONGRATS JACOB AND MEL!
Bear's Beards in Peoria 
Just think! 20 years from now when he signs with the CUBS, Jacob will finally admit he was a bandwagoner!
He’d still root for the SUX!